Ice Breakers

The recent discovery/distribution of a "how-to have an intelligent conversation" article has inspired me to write a how-to piece of my own.

In truth, who needs intelligent conversations when the alternative is so much more fun?

The following is a list of questions/statements to assist you with starting completely inane discussions with total strangers.

The key is to approach someone you’ve never met before and say one or all of the following:

1. That’s a really great shirt you’re wearing. It reminds me of something I once pocketed at Macy’s.

2. I just ate my fifth banana today. And you?

3. Were you going to wash that shirt?

4. Wow – your hair really glistens –it’s like leftover spaghetti caught in a rainstorm.

5. I can't believe it! I have those exact socks - only one of my pair is missing.
But, no- I'm not trying to accuse you of anything.