Potter Pooper: Sorry Kids, No Cocktails

According to two local Border's bookstore employees (who seemed distressed by my just asking the question,) alcohol will NOT be served to children at the bookstore's upcoming summer Harry Potter party.

Which really still leaves unanswered the question about the crack cocaine.


"The seventh and final installment of the immensely popular Harry Potter series will be released just after midnight on Saturday July 21, 2007."
-The Stanford Daily, Feb. 2, 2007