Two Debatably Beautiful Things
1. Through HumanBrainCloud.com ... discovering that my words and phrases are 100 percent original and that I am 0 percent in tune with humanity.
2. A grocery store fiasco.
Witnessing checkout line rage from the elderly woman in front of me as I place my groceries on the moving conveyor belt without using an order dividing bar (separating my groceries from hers.)
Because you desperately wanted to know, here is a quick flashback of the scene.
Woman (barking to cashier, as my organic lettuce glides past her:)
"SHE CAN'T DO THAT!"
Cashier and I fall into stunned silence; We watch as a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream inches past Alpha senior's frail elbow.
(Elderly woman again:) "SHE SHOULDN'T DO THAT!"
Yes, I see the poor woman scrambling to throw her groceries on the moving belt before my perishables make it to the finish line. But at this point, what can I do?
It's just not in my nature to play by the rules.
posted by Mia (a.k.a."The Great Blogbina") at
20:48
3 Comments:
you cut off an elderly woman in the checkout line? oh no great Blogbina! I don't even see that happen in the Big Apple--what happened to family values?????
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Anonymous, at 8:13 PM
I think she ate them.
Truth is, I simply had too many items and didn't have a cart. I needed a place to rest everything.
I never had a chance to use that divider bar because the cashier had already started that conveyor belt race.
But seriously, you should have seen that lettuce move.
I can't help but be just a little proud.
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Mia (a.k.a."The Great Blogbina"), at 7:30 AM
I'm on the lookout for you from now on! Just get back in line and use a basket or trolley like everyone else! Young people today!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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ElizT, at 3:50 PM
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