The Perfect Gift

The perfect gift for the woman who has everything ...

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6329980*

( A "Nuclear Spring Beard" may be especially nice for this time of year.

Please also see "Dark Brown Lumberjack Beard.")

*I know what some of you are thinking, but no, the beard artist and I aren't at all related, nor are we one and the same.